Would it really be that bad to be in love with a stripper? Seriously, would it be that bad? When you think about it, there would be some nice little perks to have a stripper as your main squeeze. Let’s take a look.
1) She’ll be educated (eventually) right? Isn’t the usual excuse as to why she is a stripper is to pay for college?
2) They’re usually great parents too. Isn’t another reason that they work in gentlemen’s clubs to “make a better life for my kids, I do this for them”.
3) She’ll definitely have deep pockets too, right? Isn’t another excuse usually, “I make 10 times more doing this than I would at a normal 9 to 5”.
4) Oh wait, she’ll definitely be independent too. You can’t forget “I do this for me. I do this because I want to and nobody can tell me how to live my life. No one can tell me what to do with my body, how I should act, look, etc”.
5) Good eye candy. I would think that she would have some fine-ass friends.
6) You will always have money for the toll roads.
7) We all hate it when someone asks “Do you have change for a five?” Well, a stripper girlfriend solves that problem.
8) There will always be money for the vending machine.
9) “Make a Wish Foundation”…..got that covered too.
10) Never again will you have to feel bad about not giving the homeless man any money. With a stripper girlfriend, there will be plenty of lose cash to offer.
11) You little nieces and nephews will love you to death when you give them each a dollar.
12) Ahhhh….she could always transition into fire fighting when she becomes less desirable to the male patrons of your local gentleman’s club.
13) With a stripper girlfriend, tipping the waiter or bar tender should never be a problem.
14) And don’t you hate when someone asks, “you got a dollar I can borrow?” Problem solved!
15) You’ll never have to worry about breaking a big bill to pay for something small.
Oh, the possibilities are endless! Thank you T-Pain, thank you for opening our eyes and showing us that strippers need love too.
There aren’t as many perks if you’re in love with a teacher. Damn…..
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LOL! No perks huh? LOL...Okay, I got you captain. Who always has a pen when you need one? Me! Who is your instant spell check when you are not close to the computer? ME! Who proof reads your papers for college while dancing like a stripper in the mirror....ME!!!!!
....I never have change for a parking meter though...hmmm....you might be on to something.
Change of career for me? Perhaps.......
You are silly:)
You are a fool for this one. LMBAO!!! There certainly are perks to being in love with a teacher...in addition to what God's Favorite Shoes mentioned...who else will punish you when you are being naughty? LOL!!
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