As the title suggests, is there a health plan for hoes? President Obama wants to make medical care affordable and accessible for everyone so hoes don’t count. I’m sure that many men across the country feel that prostitutes provide a valuable service and they should have benefits too. What about an internship? I mean, can you hoe for so long and move up to pimp status? Is there a 401K program for hoes? Is there a union? One can’t hoe forever, right?
I asked a former pimp-like friend of mine if hoes were given sick days. Of course the answer I was given was an emphatic NO. Hoes can’t get sick. I don’t know about you but I just don’t think that’s fair. If she has a tooth ache or sore throat does she still have to perform oral service? Wouldn’t that be uncomfortable? Wouldn’t she give it to the John that she is servicing? I thought the idea of calling in sick was to get better AND to not expose others to your sickness. I’m sure it’s pretty damn uncomfortable to have to perform when you are less than 100%. I wouldn’t want a sick hoe! If a John picks up a sick hoe does he get some sort of discount? I mean, I can go to the grocery store and buy stuff that is close to expiration at a discounted price so I can’t purchase sex at a cheaper price if it is defective? Fair is fair right?
Are hoes given vacation days? They work 5-7 days a week just like the rest of us so they should be able to put in a vacation request right? I mean, I’m sure they don’t want to hoe all of the time! Hoes want to ride the rides a Disney Land, not just ride at Disney Land! Where is the justice?
Is it because hoes don’t pay taxes? Is it feasible for them to give a John a receipt afterwards? Do they offer specials? Can a John get a #5 Jumbo sized? How does that work? Is there a frequent shopper program? If you see the same woman 5 times in a row, is the 6th time free? Do they have something to put on your keychain that can be scanned every time you pick her up? I think it would only be fair to get some head free on your 7th visit or at least 50% off. Do they hand out coochie coupons? What about a receipt? If a John develops a mysterious illness a couple days later, can he show proof of purchase and get his money back? I know that a lot of prostitutes carry their own condoms but can the John get a discount if he provides his own?
I’m just saying, hoes need love too. Ya’ll agree, right?
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You are STOOOPID!!!! LMAO!!! I think people that sell ass for a living should be able to do their thing in peace. Who are we to say that they can't make their money on their back...or belly...or knees? Whatever the case may be...not everybody was meant to work a 9-5. So let them be!!!!!
I am CRACKING up. I never would have thought about it this way, but you have a very valid point. I'll keep my sick days at a legit job though. They don't give you PTO when you're locked up!
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