Tibetan Monks....please stand up!

Okay, why didn't I think of this? Why didn't choir directors all over the country think of this? Tibetan Monks, please demand your royalties before it's too late! Yes world, now we have the Snuggie! Are you serious? A blanket with sleeves? It looks like a bath robe worn backwards! Oh yeah, you do get a free book light if you order now! It's only $19.95! People, if you want a snuggie, please go down to your local Missionary Baptist Church and request a choir robe that is 2 to 3 times too big and there you have it.....a snuggie!

I will say this, I can't knock their hustle. As much as I see the damn commercial, there has to be someone out there supporting this nonsense! Get your money Snuggieman, get your money.

Did I mention that there is no back to the thing! It doesn't tie up in the back people! I can't wear my Snuggie around the house with no clothes on under it because my ass will be out! They fool you on the commercial by always sitting and lounging because the actors can't show it to us ASS OUT! Outside of it being a bathrobe worn backwards, a Tibetan Monk's robe, and a choir robe, it is a big ass hospital gown! Oh, and there's no hood! What if I'm chilling and my head and ears get cold? Cover me completely Mr. Snuggie Man, I don't think it's fair. America, please stop giving in to this nonsense and keep it old school, get your warmest blanket and "snuggie" up in it! Mr. Snuggie, please, please, leave us alone.